What I'm Thankful For

Here's a list of thirty seven things that I'm thankful for(in no particular order):
1. I am alive
2. I am not currently hospitalized
3. I have completely intact flanges (finger and toe bones)
4. I have a house
5. I don't have to pay for said house
6. I have Internet access
7. I have my own bathroom
8. Bacon exists
9. Those balls that look like beehives are only 3.75$ at target and are really good decorations for a bedroom
10. I have shoes
11. I have food
12. I have friends
13. I've never had a cat barf on me
14. I own EOS and Baby Lips lip balms
15. No one has ever licked my stomach
16. The water in my country usually isn't disease ridden
17. I know how to make paper cranes
18. Chipotle is a restaurant that I have access to
19. Brownie batter exists
20. Neither or my parents have died in a fatal car accident involving a truck full of bowling balls
21. Baby food fruit puff cereal (omigod those things are amazing!!!)
22. College ruled lined paper is a thing
23. Root beer floats have not been outlawed in my state
24. My dog is not radioactive
25. I can do 78 sit ups and not sweat at all
26. I know how to swim
27. I have never fallen into a dangerously tall waterfall while kayaking in a river
28. I have a nose
29. I have never been electrocuted by corn on the cob
30. I have a brain (unlike some Americans)
31. I own a feather pen
32. Perverted jokes exist
33. Inside Altoids boxes there are little papers that have special things on them, like secret messages and instructions for making a hamster sized dunce cap
34. UNICORNS!!!! (They're real, so shut up haters)
35. I've never had to have a limb amputated
36. There is toilet paper!!!
37. The sun hasn't died yet


(This post will soon be followed by a list of things that I am not thankful for)