So I recently got my phone taken away from me, but no biggie, it allowed me to do a lot of things that I've been wanting to do for a while (ie. paint, write, draw). But I'm not really feeling the whole creativity thing on this May 11 at 10:35 pm, so I'm going to type 'why is...' then every letter of the alphabet and attempt to answer the most popular question for each here.
Why is a tennis ball fuzzy?
Well, my friend, I believe it's because Mr. Sherman L Tennison had lots of green fuzzy chest hair and when they were re-developing the tennis ball in the late 1830's they wanted to honor him in that way... Lol idk
Why is biodiversity important?
Because it allows there to be proper resources on Earth for all the animals and it keeps shit in check and it's like a giant check and balances system so that no one species gains too much dominance. Also it's pretty.
Why is Chris Brown in jail?
Because he's a fucking asshole that's why
Why is diversity important?
Well, we, as the population of Earth, are diverse, and it's important for people to be exposed to cultures that aren't their own so that their world views can broaden and they can appreciate the lives of those around them.
Why is ezra a?
What the fuck? Who is ezra? I don't understand this question.......
Why is flappy bird being taken down?
Because the world is not a perfect place, my friend, and bad things happen sometimes...
Why is Good Luck Charlie ending?
To be quite honest I'm not sure, probably has to do with the fact that Bridget Mendler's getting to old for it.
Why is Her rated R?
Well let me go check the IMDb thing! Ok I checked the parent thing and there's apparently a lot of sex. It says that the man even has sex with a computer.
Why is it so cold?
That's kind of a vague question, i mean where are you? what month is it? what are you wearing?
Why is Justin Beiber in jail?
Please see the question about Chris Brown for an answer.
Why is Kim Kardashian famous?
cuz she's pretty and comes from money
Why is Lone Survior rated R?
Goodness, two questions about movies?!?!? Find it yourself on IMDb...
Why is my eye twitching?
Umm... I'm not really sure but you should probably get that checked out...
Why is nutrition important?
Because you don't want to die (I hope)
Why is Obamacare bad?
I really don't think it's bad, the website just didn't work. It's actually a really good thing, it makes it so that the people who are already paying for healthcare pay less and the people who aren't get healthcare.
Why is Pluto not a planet?
Because NASA said it was too small.
Why is quinoa healthy?
I'm not sure, but I think it has something to do with the fact that, unseasoned, it tastes like fucking shit
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
Because Mother Russia has way too much testosterone and thinks that Ukraine is theirs because it used to be, like a gazillion years ago.
Why is sugar bad for you?
It's not... In abundance, anything's bad for you. Sugar makes you hyper then when you crash it sucks, but sugar itself is actually nessecary for your body to work
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